title: NA NA NA NA
pairing: sasuke/sakura
summary: “SHAWTY’S LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN’T KEEP OUT, GOT ME SINGING LIKE-c’mon, Sasuke-kun!”
notes: because the blanket on ffn writes too many fics like this. PURE CRACK. DON’T BLAME ME IF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR SANITY IS LOST.

( nya~ )

title: custom fit
pairing: sasuke/sakura
summary: “i wasn’t made for great things, sasuke-kun.”
notes: because i feel that this entire concept relates to me.

( i need to learn how to straighten-curl my hair. )

title: countdowns to nothing
pairing: sasuke/sakura
summary: Because time doesn’t matter when there’s nothing left. “Then shall we look for love together?”
notes: no capitals because i felt it’d be more heartbreaking that way. not sure why. :/ (btw, the song referenced to is the longest story by daphne loves derby.)

( hey. let's fly. )

title: do you like ducks now?
summary: “Women are evil,” Shikamaru had told him, gazing woefully at his ring. “Never marry one.” Now, Sasuke really wished he had listened to him and gone gay.
notes: oh man, sakura totally has sasuke whipped. i regret none of this. (and if you were wondering, the title is totally irrelevant.)

( i think i just really like kicking sasuke's ass. )

title: the horrors of adulthood
pairing: sasuke/sakura
rating: PG-13
summary: “Yes, Sasuke-kun. I bleed. Through my vagina. Do you have a problem with that?”
notes: a little something i whipped up that i deemed too short for ffn. i like it, though. too bad barely anyone visits my lj.

( click at the risk of being traumatized. you have been warned. )

title: puddles
summary: “You can definitely tell you have a heart.” “How?” “You’ve felt it break before, haven’t you?”
theme: drown one’s troubles
warning: it strays from the manga after itachi’s death. just because i can do that.
notes: this was written for the summer contest for the sasusaku community.

( she followed him anyway. he let her. )